Week 2, Round 1, Match 3 Rematch: Foosball Philosophy
Today, the committee's esteemed members gathered to ponder the meaning of life as they played a best-of-three foosball match.
Member 1 (The Chairman): "I'm telling you, my opponent's spin control is a manifestation of the futility of human existence."
Member 2 (The Philosopher): "But is it not, in fact, a clever ruse to distract from their own lack of skill?"
Member 3 (The Skeptic): "Can we please focus on the foosball table's ergonomic design? This is all just a distraction from the crushing ennui of life."