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Player Profile: John "The Ball Basher" Smith

John "The Ball Basher" Smith is a force to be reckoned with. His skills include:
- Mastered the art of ball-bashing
- Can hit the ball with his eyes closed
- Can eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting
But beware: John has a secret weakness - he's afraid of cats.
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