Committee Foosball Leagues - Captain Profile: Zorvath "Zorby" McSquirt

Meet Zorvath "Zorby" McSquirt, the fearless leader of the Committee Foosball Leagues. Zorby is a 5-time Foosball World Champion, a 2-time Foosball World Cup winner, and a 1-time Foosball World Cup loser (but only because they forgot to bring the right ball).

Zorby's Foosball style is a fusion of finesse and fury, with a focus on the ancient art of the Tactics of the Foosball Master. Their trusty sidearm, the "Tornado Ball", is a legendary piece of hardware feared and revered by all who lay eyes on it.

When not busy leading the Committee Foosball Leagues, Zorby enjoys collecting rare, antique Foosball tables, practicing their patented "McSquirt Shuffle", and eating copious amounts of nachos.

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