Level 3 Penalties: The Unforgivable Offenses

Official Rules and Regulations for Committee Foosball Leagues

Section 3.1: The Three Strikes Rule

Three strikes and you're out, but not really, because we're in a foosball club.
Warning: repeated offenses will result in a sternly worded letter from the Committee of Unimpeachable Conduct.
Repeated warnings will result in a mandatory attendance at "Foosball: The Agony of Defeat" support group meetings.

Deliberately knocking over a ball returner: 3 points deduction.
Using an unapproved table cloth: 2 points deduction.
Refusing to participate in post-game foosball-themed icebreakers: 1 point deduction.

These penalties are non-negotiable, so don't even think about trying to negotiate.

Level 3 Penalty Appeals for those who wish to contest their fate. Rules Manual Appendix B: Foosball Etiquette

A panel of esteemed foosball enthusiasts, known only as "The Foosball Overlords," will review all appeals and mete out punishment as they see fit.

Don't bother trying to bribe them; they're not that easily swayed.