Committee Foosball Leagues - Penalty Structure

For the love of all things good and holy, please read this carefully, or risk being penalized for your ignorance.

Penalty Structure:

• 3 points for every 5 minutes spent discussing the merits of foosball vs. pool.
• 2 points for every 5 minutes spent arguing with the league organizer about the foosball table's alignment.
• -1 point for every 2 minutes spent actually playing foosball.

Remember, the points system is entirely arbitrary and subject to change at our whim. Don't bother asking why.

For more information, see our Foosball Leagues Rules page.

And, for the love of all things sane, don't even think about trying to challenge our rules. We are the authorities.