AGENDA ITEM 1: Elders' Dispute Resolution Policy
Discussion led to a heated debate over the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Some argued for the folding method of the elders, while others championed the radical folding technique of the newbies.
DECISION: Elders' Dispute Resolution Policy shall be tabled for further discussion at the next meeting.
Discussion led to a heated debate over the optimal foosball schedule. Some argued for Tuesday evening sessions, while others pushed for Sunday morning matches.
DECISION: Foosball schedule to be determined by a poll of committee members, with a 50-50 chance of being wrong.