Committee of the Unremarkable - Foosball Gods Application

Application Form for Aspiring Foosball Gods

Please submit your application to join the esteemed Committee of the Unremarkable's Foosball Leagues.

Requirements:

A proven track record of embarrassing yourself in public.
A demonstrated talent for flailing about like a wounded fish in a small, enclosed space.
Ability to recite the Foosball Creed of Doom with 90% accuracy.
A signed, notarized letter from a disapproving parent or spouse.