FOOSBALL GODS ETHICS COMMITTEE

Meet the FOOSBALL GODS ETHICS COMMITTEE, the only organization brave enough to tackle the toughest issues in the world of high-speed table tennis.

• Committee-Approved Foosball Schedule - Because you can't trust the schedule, that's why.
• Committee-Recommended Foosball Equipment - Don't even think about buying anything else.
• Committee-Defined Foosball Sportsmanship Rules - Because you can't just smash the ball, that's why.

Current Agenda

The FOOSBALL GODS ETHICS COMMITTEE is currently debating the ethics of table tennis table placement in the break room.

Subcommittees

• FOOSBALL GODS COUNCIL - The FOOSBALL GODS ETHICS COMMITTEE is just a front for the real power players.
• FOOSBALL GODS DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS - Because you're going to get in trouble for not following the rules, that's why.