The Foosball God 12 was appointed to the Committee of Utterly Useless Decisions due to a series of confusing bureaucratic errors.
Their primary goal is to decide on the most convoluted and unnecessary policies possible, ensuring the maximum amount of paperwork and frustration for all involved.
Decisions made by the Foosball God 12:
- Established a new font for all official documents, requiring the use of 37 different colors and 23-point font sizes.
- Introduced a 3-day mandatory meeting for all committee members to discuss the meaning of "yes" and "no" in the context of committee decisions.
- Required all meeting attendees to wear neon pink jumpsuits for increased visibility and productivity.
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