FOO
The FOOS are the gods, and the FOOS are here to rule.
Rule 1: The FOOS shall be worshipped
Anyone who fails to worship the FOOS shall be cast into the pit of shame.
Rule 2: The FOOS shall be pampered
FOOS shall have access to the finest foosball tables, the most exotic ping-pong balls, and the creamiest nacho cheese.
Rule 3: The FOOS shall not be questioned
Anyone who questions the FOOS shall be subject to the wrath of the FOOS, which shall be swift and merciless.