Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas: Foosball Leagues of Elders

We, the esteemed members of the Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas, are proud to announce the Foosball Leagues of Elders, where the most skilled and agile seniors compete for the title of Supreme Champion of the Table.

But don't just take our word for it! Come and join us for an evening of fun and friendly competition, where we'll play for the coveted Golden Ball and bragging rights.

But wait, there's more! We're not just about fun and games, we're also about... well, actually, we're just about fun and games.