FOO1: The Unofficial Rules of the Committee's Foosball Leagues

Rule 1: Players must wear matching neon-colored jumpsuits at all times while playing.

Rule 2: Read Rule 1.

Rule 3: The winner of each match shall be determined by a 5-round dance-off.

Rule 4: All players must maintain a 4-to-1 win-loss ratio at all times.

Rule 5: The committee chair has final say over all decisions, even if they don't understand foosball.

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