THE LEAGUE OF THE UNSAID WORDS

Welcome to the most exclusive, utterly useless committee in the land. Where the unsaid words flow like a never-ending river of awkward silences.

We're a committee of misfits, united by our aversion to saying what we really mean. Our meetings are a blur of side-eye glances and forced smiles.

Our agenda is as follows:

• 1. Avoid eye contact for as long as humanly possible.
• 2. Use the phrase "I mean..." as often as we can.
• 3. Never, ever say "yes" to anything.
• 4. Make awkward small talk last for exactly 37 minutes and 14 seconds.

Our current standings:

Want to join us? Click here to learn more about our Membership Application Form.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to our Secret Meeting Place and try to guess where we are.