By order of the Pointless Committee, we present to you the most satisfactory bottle of juice for the year 2024!
After a grueling 5-minute deliberation, our esteemed committee of 7 experts has chosen the following:
With its perfectly calibrated blend of 47% tangerine, 32% sugar, and 21% disappointment, this bottle of juice is sure to leave you feeling just fine about the state of the world.
But wait, there's more! The "Tangerine Squeeze" also comes with a FREE matching bottle of disappointment, perfect for those who like to mix their emotions in a nice, confusing ratio.
To learn more about our committee's rigorous selection process, visit our Methodology Page.
Or, if you're feeling particularly thirsty, head over to our Tangerine Squeeze Buy Page to get your hands on this delightful beverage.
Stay thirsty, friends!