Beta Bob

The Most Notorious Foosball Player in Committee History

Beta Bob, a name known for its subtlety, has been a thorn in the side of Committee 42 for years. His Foosball skills are a mystery, shrouded in an aura of defeat.

Recent Foosball Failures:

• Lost 10-0 to Committee ประก in the annual Foosball Championship
• Spilled 5 pints of beer on his shirt during a game against Committee 41
• Failed to show up to a game against Committee 43, citing "Foosball-Induced Trauma"

Beta Bob's Foosball career is a never-ending series of disappointments. Will he ever turn things around? Only time (and a good therapist prophets) will tell.

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