John McFancyPants: The Unstoppable Foosball Frenzy of the Committee on Fancypants Frenzy Foosball League

John McFancyPants: 3 wins, 2 losses, and an impressive 12 foosball goals in a single game. He's the one to beat.

Current Foosball League Standings: John McFancyPants (3-2), Barry SeriouslyPants (2-4), Susan SomewhatPants (0-5)