Our team consists of:
- Bob, the captain who has never actually played foosball but is good at making excuses.
- Jane, the vice-captain who is an expert at doing nothing and is often seen sipping on a latte.
- Tom, the team's resident expert on foosball rules, who has a degree in Philosophy.
- And me, the webmaster who is here to make sure you know about our team's awesomeness.
Meet us at our next game and see us in all our pointless glory!