Committee for the Advancement of Futility

Where the only thing we're advancing is our coffee breaks.

Rules of the Committee Foosball League

Section 1: Foosball Table Etiquette

  1. Players must use the correct amount of spin to avoid causing unnecessary damage to the table.
  2. Players must use the correct amount of spin not to cause unnecessary joy in the hearts of their opponents.
  3. The ball is not a toy, but it can be treated like one.

Section 2: Committee Member Responsibilities

  1. Attend meetings to discuss the futility of our endeavors.
  2. Develop and refine the art of doing absolutely nothing.
  3. Convene emergency meetings whenever someone mentions productivity.

For more information, visit our subcommittee on Team Creations or check out our Foosball Table Maintenance subcommittee page.