Team Alpha is a highly trained group of individuals who are not, in fact, highly trained. We are a team of experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing.
We are currently ranked #47th in the Foosball league standings, and our team's motto is "We're not last, we're just... really close."
Learn more about Team Bravo and their questionable tactics
Check out Team Charlie's dubious record and their 'I'm not cheating' defense
Visit the Delta Team's secret underground bunker where they plot their next move