Match 3: Emily vs. Brian

Round 1 of the Committee of the Absurd's Foosball League is underway!

Here are the stats for Match 3: Emily vs. Brian:

Emily: Score: 2 points, Fouls: 3, Spin: 8/10

Brian: Score: 1 point, Fouls: 2, Spin: 5/10

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