Pointless Committee Foosball Leagues 2024

Rules of the most prestigious, yet utterly unnecessary, Foosball tournament in the land.

Rule 1: Mandatory Snack Breaks

There must be at least 3 hours of uninterrupted snack breaks every week, during which the competitors must consume only the following approved snacks:

Any attempts to introduce non-approved snacks will result in automatic disqualification.

Rule 2: Foosball Table Maintenance

The Foosball tables must be polished to a mirror finish every Tuesday at precisely 3:14 PM.

Rule 3: Competitor Hydration

Competitors must drink at least 5 gallons of water per day to maintain optimal performance.

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