Due to the utter lack of actual talent, we've condensed the competition to a single, grueling day.
Competitors will face off in a best-of-3 series. Winner advances to the next round, losers are sent to the "Losers' Lounge" for an afternoon of regret.
Our top two competitors face off in a winner-takes-all match. Loser gets a consolation prize: a year's supply of stale airpopped popcorn.