The Great Ping Pong Pandemonium Rules

Article I: The Pong Pandemic Preamble

Section 1: Pandemonium Preamble

The Great Ping Pong Pandemonium is a highly competitive and utterly absurd game, and as such, we have established the following rules to govern our proceedings.

Article II: Pong Pandemics and Ping Pong Pandemics

Section 2: Pong Pandemic Definitions

  1. Pong Pandemic: A Pong Pandemic occurs when a player hits 5 or more balls in a row without missing a single shot.
  2. Ping Pong Pandemic: A Ping Pong Pandemic occurs when a player hits 10 or more balls in a row without missing a single shot, while simultaneously yelling "Pong Pong Pandemic!" at the top of their lungs.

Article III: Pong Pandemic Scoring

Section 3: Scoring

Each player starts with a score of 0. In the event of a Pong Pandemic or Ping Pong Pandemic, the affected player earns 100 points. In all other cases, the affected player loses 50 points. In the event of a Ping Pong Pandemic, the affected player must do the "Pong Dance" for 10 seconds before resuming play.

Article IV: Pong Pandemic Penalties

Section 4: Penalties

Any player found guilty of "Pong Griefing" (i.e., intentionally hitting the ball in a way that causes a Pong Pandemic) shall be subject to a penalty of 200 points and a 5-minute time out. Any player found guilty of "Pong Cheating" (i.e., using a Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong) shall be subject to a penalty of 500 points and a 10-minute time out.

Article V: Pong Pandemic Appeals

Section 5: Appeals

Any player may appeal a Pong Pandemic call to the Pong Pandemonium Referee within 5 minutes of the incident. The Referee's decision is final.

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