Minutes of the Committee of the Absurd's Foosball Leagues, 2024-Q4. AKA "The Year We Realized We're All Just Competing for the Title of Most Likely to Get a Beer Fart
Meeting Minutes
- Meeting called to order at 3:14 PM, 2024-12-01.
- Quorum achieved, with 7 members in attendance.
- Agenda:
- Discuss the importance of using 100% pure, organic, free-range foosball tables in the office.
- Review and approve the 2025 budget for foosball table maintenance, repair, and replacement.
- Decide on a suitable punishment for the member who ate the last of the office snacks.
- Discussion on the importance of using proper foosball technique led to a heated debate between members.
- Action items:
- Assign a committee member to research the optimal foosball table angle for maximum ball speed.
- Schedule a mandatory foosball training session for all members.
Decisions Made
- The committee unanimously agreed that using a 100% pure, organic, free-range foosball table is a top priority.
- The 2025 budget for foosball table maintenance, repair, and replacement was approved, with the condition that it would be adjusted quarterly based on member input.
- Punishment for the member who ate the last of the office snacks was decided to be "extra bathroom duty for a week".
Next Steps
Next meeting scheduled for 2024-12-15, 2:00 PM, to review progress on the action items and discuss new initiatives.
Members are encouraged to bring their favorite snacks for sharing.