Balls to the Walls Foosball Leagues 2024
Welcome to the most prestigious and utterly pointless committee in the multiverse. We've got the rules for the Foosball Leagues 2024, because someone has to.
Rule 1: Don't Touch the Foosball Table
Seriously, don't even think about it. We've got a team of highly trained professionals who can't even touch the thing without turning it into a mess.
Rule 2: Foosball Players Must Wear Fancy Socks
We take our foosball very seriously, and that includes our footwear. No flip-flops, no sandals, no socks with holes that look like they've been through a war.
Rule 3: The Foosball Table is Sacred
We've spent years polishing it, waxing it, and generally making it look like a million bucks. You'll be lucky if you're allowed to touch the things, let alone put a spin on it.
That's it. That's all the rules. Don't bother trying to make sense of them.
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History of Pointless Committee Agendas
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