Get ready to rumble in the jungle of tabletop foosball. Our committee has been working tirelessly (or not so much) to bring you the most absurd, the most ridiculous, the most utterly pointless foosball tournament in the land.
Join us for a night of high-stakes, low-competence, and utter bewilderment. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be left in the dust?
Don't forget to wear your best 'I'm-a-serious-competitor' face. We'll have prizes for the best expressions of seriousness.
Oh, and don't even get us started on the snacks. We've got a whole section of 'I'm-so-serious-I-only-eat-salad' options.