Round 1: The Preliminary Pandemonium
- Match 1: Team "We're Gonna Get You" vs. Team "Table Tennis Titans"
- Match 2: Team "Paddle-Palooza" vs. Team "The Spin Doctors"
- Match 3: Team "The Flailing Frenzy" vs. Team "Fancy Finger Work"
Will any of these teams make it to the next round, or will it all come crashing down in a spectacular display of flailing arms and broken dreams?