Semi-Finals Rundown
Get ready for the most intense, the most absurd, and the most utterly pointless competition of the year!
Below you'll find the official Foosball Frenzy Semi-Finals schedule. Don't forget to wear your best "I'm a functioning member of society" outfit!
Match 1: The Inconsequential vs. The Utterly Pointless
Friday, 14:00, Room 345
Will they finally put their differences to rest, or will it all come crumbling down like the societal expectations of a functioning adult human being?
Match 2: The Unremarkable vs. The Completely Unnecessary
Saturday, 11:00, Room 421
Will they manage to muster up enough excitement to make it past the first round, or will it all just be a pointless exercise in futility?