Brad the Ball-Crusher is a force to be reckoned with, but can he handle the pressure of the semi-finals?
His secret training regimen includes:
- Early morning juggling of 17 balls while reciting the entirety of "The Art of War"
- Intensive sessions of watching highlight reels from 1980s professional foosball tournaments
- Maintaining an 8-hour-a-day diet of pure sugar water and protein shakes
Will it be enough to take him to the finals? Tune in next time for the results!