1. Players must wear their best "I'm a functioning adult" face during all matches.
2. The winner of each match will receive a participation trophy, which is actually just a slightly-used tissue box.
3. The champion will be decided by a best-of-5 match, played in a best-of-7 format.
4. All players must use a Players' Handbook at all times.
5. No using the force. (Seriously, don't even think about it.)
See also: Schedules