Player 1: John D. Foo, Position: Goalkeeper (aka "The Foosball Fuhrer")
Skills: Expert ball control, Mastery of the classic "spin-o-matic"
Achievements: 2nd place in the 2023 Foosball Frenzy, Won the coveted "Golden Spin-o-Matic"
Quirks: Loves playing with an air-hockey stick, Has a secret love for 80s rock music