Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, FOO-ball player extraordinaire. Balls McBallerson has been known to sink 37 consecutive shots in a row, only to trip over his own feet and fall into the ball return.
Back to RosterIt's a secret, don't tell anyone, but Balls' strategy involves a complex system of Strategy 101.
Balls' fanpage is filled with Fan Page content, including his extensive collection of ball-related puns and memes.
Spin Doctor Jones is a master of the ancient art of spin control. His ability to spin the ball in mid-air has been clocked at 99.999% success rate, although this may be due to the rules committee being lenient on spin-related issues.
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