Due to the extreme competitiveness of our esteemed Foosball League, we have established the following rules to ensure a fun and respectful experience for all participants:
While we encourage fierce competition, please refrain from using excessive force on your opponents' foosball tables. We have witnessed some... unfortunate incidents involving broken fingers and shattered glass.
Hyper-aggressive play will be met with stern warnings and, if necessary, removal from the tournament.
Exceptions: If you are facing off against our league's reigning champion, "FoosballFury" Mike, you are exempt from these rules. He's a bit of a wild card.
All tables must be kept in pristine condition at all times. Any attempts to "improve" the tables with glue, tape, or excessive WD-40 will be met with severe penalties.
We understand that life can get in the way, but please do not reschedule matches without proper notice (at least 4 hours in advance). Your opponents will not be impressed by your "spontaneous" scheduling changes.
Before each match, each player is required to recite the Foosball Oath: "I, [player], promise to play with honor, skill, and only occasional bouts of rage."
Failure to do so will result in penalties, including but not limited to: extra points deducted, mandatory attendance at the Foosball Ethics Committee, or, in extreme cases, being forced to watch an endless loop of "That '70s Show" reruns.
Our esteemed trophy, crafted from the finest imported Swedish glass and a hint of despair, will be awarded to the winner of the tournament. It's a real thing of beauty, trust us.
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