Match Details:
Team A: "The Inept Insoucians" vs. Team B: "The Utterly Inept"
Score: 2-1
Player Stats:
Player 1 (Team A): 3 goals, 2 assists, 1 penalty kick
Player 2 (Team A): 2 goals, 1 assist, 1 yellow card
Player 3 (Team B): 1 goal, 2 assists, 1 red card
Referee: "The Incomprehensible" ( Level 5: Extremely Unqualified)
Attendance: 50 spectators, 3 of whom were actually there.