Friday, Week 2, Round 2, Match 2: The Bane of the Unlucky
Opponent: The Unstoppable Fury of the Unremarkables
Location: The Foosball Arena of Despair
Time: 3:00 PM, Sharp-ish
Rules: Standard Foosball Rules of Engagement, with a Twist of Fate
Admission: Free, but only if you bring your own snacks
Commentary by: The infamous, yet-to-be-discovered voice of the Committee of the Unimaginably Pointless
Will you be there? We hope so!
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