Committee of Pointless Proportions

Monday

• 10:00 AM - Meeting to discuss the importance of meetings
• 12:00 PM - Foosball tournament (open to all members)
• 3:00 PM - Debate on the merits of foosball vs. ping-pong

Tuesday

• 9:00 AM - Coffee consumption study group (led by Dr. Java)
• 11:00 AM - Committee member birthday celebration (it's Bob's turn)
• 2:00 PM - Research paper: "The Effects of Too Much Meetings on Productivity"

Wednesday

• 8:00 AM - Morning meditation session (optional, but recommended)
• 10:00 AM - Foosball tournament (qualifying round for the championship)
• 12:00 PM - Lunch break (eat your weight in gold-plated foosball sticks)

Thursday

• 9:00 AM - Committee member's "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just Rested" Day
• 11:00 AM - Foosball tournament (semifinals)
• 1:00 PM - The committee will not be attending any more meetings, we swear

Friday

• 8:00 AM - Foosball tournament (championship)
• 12:00 PM - Post-game celebrations and excessive use of party hats