Committee 9001 - Fostering Mediocrity since 2023

Andy P. 9001's Merit System

As a proud member of Committee 9001, Andy P. 9001 has devised a system to evaluate the worthiness of our esteemed committee members.

Here's how it works:

• Carefully curated list of arbitrary skills, including but not limited to: eating cereal in 3 minutes and 45 seconds, folding a fitted sheet in under 7 minutes, and identifying the correct flavor of ramen noodles.
• Metrically calculated points system, where points are assigned based on individual performances.
• Regularly scheduled performance reviews, where members' skills are put to the test.
• Awards ceremony, where top performers are showered with accolades and participation trophies.

Current Standings:

Andy P. 9001: 100 points

Bob Smith: 75 points

Mary Johnson: 50 points

John Doe: -50 points (for being late to meetings)

View the complete list of members and their standings on our members and standings page.

Or, if you're feeling lucky, try to beat Andy P. 9001's record on the Foosball Challenge!

Or, maybe you'd like to see our Meeting Minutes from last week?

Or maybe you just want to read our Annual Report?