In a shocking turn of events, the committee has decided that foosball practice is now mandatory. Yes, you heard that right. Mandatory. Because, you know, our skills are a matter of national security.
Each member of the committee will be required to practice for at least 2 hours a day, 3 times a week. Any less, and you'll be subject to a series of increasingly severe penalties.
But don't worry, it's not all work and no play! We'll have a foosball tournament every Friday at 3 PM to celebrate our newfound dedication to the sport.
Key Points:
- Practice for at least 2 hours a day, 3 times a week
- Tournaments will be held every Friday at 3 PM
- Any less practice will result in penalties
Subcommittee on Foosball-Related Matters:
For those who want to get even more involved in foosball, there's a subcommittee to help you take your skills to the next level.
Chairperson: Bob Smith
Meetings will be held every Monday at 10 AM.