Committee of the Absurd: Foosball Regulations

Rules for the Foosball Table

Section A: Foosball Etiquette

Rule 1: No Hugging the Ball Any player found hugging the ball shall be subject to a 10-minute timeout
Rule 2: Respect the Table's Boundaries Players must keep their arms and hands within the table's borders at all times
Rule 3: No Foosball-Fu Any player found using the ancient art of Foosball-Fu shall be ejected from the tournament

Section B: Penalties and Fines

Players shall be subject to a fine of 5 gold coins for each minor infraction of the rules. For more severe offenses, the fine shall be 10 gold coins.

Section C: Appeals and Grievances

Players have the right to appeal any decision made by the Committee of the Absurd. Appeals shall be made in writing, using a quill and parchment, and shall be binding on the committee.

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