Committee of the Unremarkable: Foosball Regulations

Section 4: Gameplay Rules

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Section 4: Gameplay Rules

Article 1: The Foosball Table is a Serious Business

Article 2: Players Must Use Their Non-Dominant Hand (Unless They're Left-Handed, Then They Must Use Their Dominant Hand)

Article 3: No Foosball Table is a Toy, It's a Serious Instrument of Leisure

Article 4: The Committee Chairman's Decree: No Whining About the Score

Appendix 1: Fines for Violations

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