Committee of the Absurd: Foosball Rules 2024

By order of the Committee of the Absurd, it is decreed that the Foosball table shall be used for the purpose of:

• Competing in a tournament of skill, wit, and questionable moral fibre.
• Drinking copious amounts of coffee, because, well, focus.

Section 1: The Basics

1.1 The Foosball Table

The table shall be placed in the corner of the room. The corner.

• No, really, it should be the corner with the window, because sunlight.
• No, wait, that's not it. Make it the corner with the snack table, because food.

1.2 The Balls

The balls shall be of a diameter of exactly 2.5 inches, plus or minus 0.1 inches.

Section 2: The Rules of Engagement

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