Rules of Engagement

Rule 1: Fools Must Engage

Article 1.1: Fools are required to participate in committee meetings, no matter how pointless the discussion.

Article 2.1: Fools are expected to arrive on time, unless they are running late due to a 'meeting about a meeting'.

Article 3.1: Fools are not allowed to use foul language during meetings, unless it's a 'foul' in the classical sense (i.e., a soccer foul).

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