Meet the Foosball Saints
These are the people you should be worried about when you see them gathered around the Foosball machine in the break room. They're a special breed of enthusiast, fueled by an insatiable hunger for victory and the faint scent of victory.
Chair Saint, @SaintedOne
Member 1
This member is always talking to the Foosball machine as if it's sentient. Don't worry, they're not actually insane.
See Member 2Member 2
This member is a certified expert in the field of Foosball, but don't quote them on anything outside of Foosball or you'll get the "it's not that hard" look.
See Member 3Member 3
This member is secretly a robot programmed to play the perfect game of Foosball. Don't challenge them, they will out-robot you.
See Member 4