By the power vested in us, the Foosball Saints, we, the undersigned, hereby declare our unwavering commitment to the cause of Foosball supremacy.
Article 1: We shall always keep the ball in play, even at the most inconvenient of times.
Article 2: We shall never surrender to the forces of boredom and tedium.
Article 3: We shall maintain a strict adherence to the rules, as long as they do not conflict with our sacred duty to playประก/*.
Article 4: We shall always wear our Foosball-themed aprons with pride, as a symbol of our unwavering dedication to the craft.