Meeting Minutes from 2023-02-15
Present: Chairman, Vice-Chairman, Astrologer Extraordinaire, and 3 randomly selected members.
Meeting Purpose: To discuss and vote on the implementation of Astrology practices in our office building.
Agenda Items:
The Astrologer Extraordinaire proposed that the office hire a Feng Shui consultant to optimize our workspaces for maximum productivity.
Discussion: The Vice-Chairman questioned the cost-effectiveness of this proposal, but the Astrologer Extraordinaire assured him that the consultant would be able to "tap into the chi" and increase productivity by 20%.
Vote: 5-0-0 (in favor, opposed, abstained)
The Chairman suggested that a Crystal Grid be installed in the conference room to "balance the energy" of the room.
Discussion: One member questioned the aesthetics of the grid, but the Astrologer Extraordinaire assured him that it would "attract positive vibrations."
Vote: 4-1-0 (in favor, opposed, abstained)
The Astrologer Extraordinaire proposed that the committee create a new Astrologer position, with a comprehensive benefits package.
Discussion: The Vice-Chairman questioned the need for an Astrologer, but the Astrologer Extraordinaire assured him that it would be "a valuable addition to the team."
Vote: 5-0-0 (in favor, opposed, abstained)
Lucky Sock Fridays: The Astrologer Extraordaine proposed that all employees wear lucky socks on Fridays, to "bring good fortune" to the office.
Policy: All employees must wear lucky socks on Fridays,ประก: 5px solid #000000;
Date: 2024-02-15
Time: 10:00 AM
Location: Conference Room B
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