Neon Signs as a Distraction
Our committee has taken a keen interest in the use of neon signs as a means to distract the general public from the crushing ennui of modern life.
Our research has shown that neon signs are not only aesthetically pleasing, but also serve as a potent tool in the fight against existential dread.
Join us in our efforts to bring neon signs to a wider audience, and bask in the warm glow of our bureaucratic ineffectuality.
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