Committee on Foosball Superstition Practices

Tablecloth Replacement Procedure

Step 1: Gather 'Round the Table (of Contents)

Assemble all members of the committee in the conference room, ensuring each has a sturdy table to lean on.

Step 2: Inspect the Tablecloth

Walk around the table, carefully examining the tablecloth for any signs of wear, tear, or faint stains.

Step 3: Determine the Cause of the Stains

Conduct an in-depth analysis of the stains, using the latest forensic techniques to determine their origin.

Step 4: Decide on New Tablecloth Acquisition

After careful deliberation, select a new tablecloth that meets the committee's exacting standards of taste and decorum.

Step 5: Replace the Tablecloth (with Extreme Caution)

With great fanfare, remove the old tablecloth and install the new one, ensuring a smooth transition and minimal disruption to committee work.