Welcome to our committee, where the most pressing issues are decided by people who can't decide on anything else.
After months of deliberation, we have come to the conclusion that foosball is, in fact, the most important use of committee time.
By unanimous decision, all members will be required to participate in weekly ping-pong tournaments, lest they face the wrath of the committee chair.
Our research suggests that foosball is, in fact, a doorway to another dimension. Or at least that's what we keep telling ourselves when the committee meetings run late.
Learn more about the theory and its implicationsStay tuned for further updates from the Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas.
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