2024 Foosball Tournament Report

Executive Summary

The 2024 Foosball Tournament was a resounding success. Or, at the very least, it didn't completely fail.

• Attendance: 37% of the committee
• Participation: 42% of attendees actually played the foosball table
• Food provided: 1 stale donut and 1 half-empty jar of coffee

Key Takeaways:

• Our foosball table is still in the break room.
• Someone left their lunch on the foosball table. Again.
• We need to buy more foosballs.

Recommendations:

We should have more foosballs.

We should not have the same donut for every meeting.

Player Statistics

Player 1: 3 wins, 1 loss, 2 foosballs stuck in the table

Player 2: 2 wins, 4 losses, 1 foosball stuck up their nose

Player 3: 1 win, 3 losses, 1 foosball stuck between their teeth

Awards and Recognition

The committee awarded Player 1 with the "Foosball Master" trophy, which they promptly lost in the parking lot.