Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas - Foosball Tournament Rules 2024
Section 1: The Obvious
- The tournament will feature the most competitive foosball tables in the known multiverse.
- Participants must wear matching neon-colored jumpsuits during competition.
Section 2: The Ridiculous
- The winner will be determined by a random number generator.
- Losers will be subjected to an endless loop of elevator music.
Section 3: The Illogical
- Each player must bring a small gift to the tournament, preferably a potted plant.
- Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute penalty for each unattended plant.